I have just finished packing up the cat and handing her back to her owner. This is not because the owner is ready to take her back, but rather because I have quit ( Read more... )

So while I was supposed to call the stupid receptionist at the gynecologist's office back and get all that shit sorted out, I can't, because as of this morning Virgin Mobile has fucked up my account. Again. Realio trulio. Their timing is incredible (when is the timing of this shit not incredible, in my life?) and this is like the third major fuckup ( Read more... )

Let's say you're in someone else's home. One of the residents of that home is in their bedroom. Their bedroom door is closed. You know that the resident is not feeling well, and they expressed earlier that they were going to go lie down. They have not since re-emerged ( Read more... )

( Cut for the disinterested. )

( Cut for the disinterested. )

( Cut for the disinterested. )

To those skeptics who don't believe me when I say that every hiccup in my life invariably becomes a major fiasco (and typically without any help from me whatsoever, though I will readily admit that I actually used to make it even worse back in the day by handling it all as poorly as possible, if you can imagine), I would like to present to you the ( Read more... )